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A hippie family schnauzer morning just like in a (joke) picture book: On Sunday evening, Dad suggests that the painters will come in the morning (finally, some mold on the bag...


Published: 19.04.2026
When Mom has a plan, no stone is left unturned, and it's done without compromise, immediately, now...
Chaos and dirt in the wardrobe have been annoying for a long time. Done with that. The kids are taken care of by the painter crew at Gotti, so the stress-free trip to IKEA is booked. Those packages are quite heavy 🥵, juggling two carts at the same time is a challenge, and packing the car is a sweaty task (those stupid, heavy packages can't fit all at once, I need to be able to close the trunk)!
At home, everything is thrown out of the wardrobe, and wasn't there some wall paint in the closet...? Brushes, rollers, and a ruined pair of jeans including a sweater later, the wardrobe is freshly painted. One has to expect losses. The remaining crew will then assemble the furniture when we get home, and just like that, it becomes a new place. But the floor... No, that's not acceptable, the DIY work has to continue 😈. Primer, liquid floor leveling, adhesive vinyl... At 41 years old, Mom is still getting to know the construction department of the Coop center 😅. I was a bit lost, but I came home with a basic setup. Now Dad can take over with the implementation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣