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Blog freeze!

Pubblicato: 18.07.2022

Yes, my dearest, most beautiful, wisest, tenderest, loveliest, strongest, and most tender readers, it is indeed time for the traveling writer to arrive in Austria and hopefully soon be able to fix Berta.

For tomorrow, a monster stage is planned, simply to find out if the frail coccyx of the fetid, elderly Gaijin can be broken with the noble Berta in the saddle and to answer the question of whether the subsequent, long and exhausting bowel movement is as relaxing as dismounting from the moped at the end of this butt-tiring day.

The unworthy traveler will honestly report to his beloved readers in the most flowery and colorful words he can find and come across about the pain-free and honest experiences, because that is only fair, gö!

...but he would rather do that face to face with a listener, because with this written sentence, the grumpy writer also wants to express that for the next few days, until his travel activities resume, he won't be blogging, because the unappetizing private life of the BOSAMO can cause dizziness to the reading eye, pain to the tummy, and leave a big dent in the brain, which will require years of therapy, at the end of which the interested reader will realize that even for defecation, he still needs the comforting and encouraging words of his mommy, while she massages his little tummy.

Unfortunately, there are no pictures today, as this day, like tomorrow, was spent on the boring highway, and such a location seems quite inappropriate to delight the viewer, unless the interested reader also considers AUTOerotic asphalt games and enjoys rolling around on the road, getting aroused and sharpened, and then rubbing against an exhaust pipe and indulging in multiple cylinders at the same time.

In a way, motorcycling!

P.S.: See you soon and look diligently for mistakes!

P.P.S.: Blog freeze is now in effect!

Risposta (2)

Sonja
Die Moserin... Dann warten wir gespannt auf die Fortsetzung.

Roland
Lieber Mathias - ganz herzlichen Dank für die Ansichtskarten.

Polonia
Rapporti di viaggio Polonia