Camel hump and back tits!

Away from the mountains and on to the water, because the heat makes you thirsty!

But before that, a chic, dry plain had to be crossed, at the sight of which the unworthy traveler's huge, greasy camel humps have grown on his hunched back, which is why he is now the proud owner of back tits from today.

These are necessary in the heartwarming temperatures of around 37 degrees, otherwise the ignoble Gaijin would simply not take in enough fluid and consequently stick to the back of the noble horse like a dried-up toad.

All this implies that these chic back tits will be completely consumed by the end of this journey, because it doesn't look like it's getting cooler in this area, and the perspiring Fötiden is expecting a full-body, all-encompassing, solar fryer in his own fat, including loss of the breathtaking BOSAMO odor, because the olfactorily memorable aroma will probably be exchanged for the l'eaue de Kotelette.

Street dogs are already fighting for the best parts of the unworthy traveler (Sorry dear people, if you thought it was about the sausage, you should pity the poor dog who gets that part, because it won't be satisfied by the Meicawürstchen)!

At the moment, the Gaijin has parked his best parts in the Danube Delta and is trying to catch a little boat tomorrow to explore the water here and finally provide pictures of Aqua for the thirsty, extremely chic lesbian crew.

We'll see if that works out.

P.S.: To scold my mistakes bone dry means that I make the person eat a few chalks!