The corpse on the dike!

Today, the Dutch mountains are on the program and the unknowing traveler was thrilled...

...with breakfast.

Finally, it was a buffet again and he was able to indulge in all sorts of pork, breads, and other stuff with great pleasure, and his body responded with the appropriate lazy and sluggishness, including muscle relaxation.

We still remember the three F's, right my medically educated readership!

Actually, the forgetful One was about to go to Bruges again, because he had forgotten something there, but decided to stick to the course, meandering through Antwerp towards the North Sea and tarnishing this area with his impurity.

Well, what should I write about this:

As expected, it's quite flat here, but somehow still worth a short trip.

The Delta Works are in a way an unseen, separate world and have something very dystopian, but also something very interesting for the Gaijin.

Spending a week of vacation here wouldn't really be the thing for the dishonorable BOSAMO.

But there were also some sandy beaches to discover at the dikes and a cozy beach bar with soothing music glued the ass of the traveling One to a bench.

Coffee was sipped, kite surfers observed, De Phazz massaged and caressed his auditory bones, and since the Fötide had refrained from waffles yesterday, he had some thrown in the trough today, because he had to realize in the last few days that his pants were already quite slack and were only held up above the level of the butt crack by the strong suspenders.

We want to have a big, strong, powerful Gaijin and not a stinky skinny guy who looks like a corpse on the beach, right, ladies?

Or are there opposing opinions?

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P.s.: But please don't tell us about our mistakes!