Pubblicato: 10.07.2022
A beautiful dirty day today!
The little rag really was exceptionally beautiful from the sunny side and the landscape, but in between it stank so much that even the fetid BOSAMO became sourly.!
Just after the first few kilometers a motorcyclist had crashed, the rescue arrived just in time with me and the road was blocked.
Thank God I saw that he/she was conscious and moving his/her hand, but the scattered scraps of the damaged moped showed that he/she must have had huge luck and will have to heal a few bones in the near future.
After a good hour the road was reopened (there was no way around) and Berta was allowed to overtake a long, fancy convoy of creeping camping cars, and I was allowed to note a profound and truly remarkable change in the landscape from an optical perspective.
Towards the North Cape, eternal, vast and green plains became the dominant eye candy and the unnecessary bystander must note that this was a pleasant and welcome change for the reddened eyes.
But with a flick of the finger, the sight changed again and the beautiful landscape in front of the racing rascal revealed itself in a stony, sharp-edged and rugged dress.
This rock lay broken and shattered (and now the comparison becomes a bit harsh, referring to the previous narrative) and had layers that reminded the foul-smelling traveler of the open, broken bones of our Mother Earth.
The character of the landscape had changed today within 200 kilometers from mountainous to expansive, eternal green and finally to sharp-edged rock, and the unworthy Gaijin simply finds it fantastic!
Yeah, and what else was shit about today?
The miserable Gaijin was shot by the hunting eye of the Nordic law!
On these terrible, long and straight roads, some of them even downhill, the criminal traveler had 95 on the speedometer instead of 80 (anyone who rides a moped knows that the few km/h are not really noticeable on the throttle) and the noble police officer, perfectly camouflaged in the bushes, seized his chance and took the immediate and irreversible leaf shot.
In Norway, the same costs 370 euros...
P.s.: The writer of this text also sells his mistakes damn expensive, so avoid finding any!