The Escapist

Atejade: 30.06.2017

From the idyllic north of Chiang Mai I went to Phuket, Patong or Sodom and Gomorrah, Babylon, Russian Village, Ladyboycity.


To explain why, a short do's/don'ts list for Patong.


DO'S:

Have sex with ladyboys

Watch ping pong show

Get drunk

Be Russian

Be a stranger

Emigrate as a German and open an all-inclusive hotel (all-inclusive means bed and breakfast and broadened)

Tinder

DON'TS:

Enjoy nature

Just let go and relax

Learn about the culture of Thailand

Take out earplugs

Avoid producing trash

....

But not everything was so bad.

Right in front of my hotel there was a soccer field where I could enjoy some light football at 1:00 am before falling asleep. I was surprised by how organized everything was, with referees, players' wives and children, and fans.


And of course, scootering, the number one means of transportation.


So I borrowed one from the scooter boys against the deposit of my passport and drove around half the island.


And there were some beautiful beaches, without wastewater and people, but with trash. I guess it belongs to the beach just like the water and the sand.


This one was so deserted that a damn dog thought it would be a good idea to steal my shoe while I was swimming. It wouldn't be so bad if my scooter key wasn't inside. What an idiot!!! Processing the shock, trembling and in a panic, (key gone = scooter gone = passport gone = damn in Phuket) I ran up and down the beach looking for my shoe (found a white shoe on nearly white sand) and hoping that the key didn't fall out.


This was then my ticket down from the island to the

paradisiacal Kho Phi Phi...



Idahun