Einen geblasen bekommen!

...and that in the most intense way, that's what happened to the Gaijin today, but let's start from the beginning.

First of all, today was all about escaping the flat stuff, so the unsuspecting traveler decided to climb one of the highest 'mountains' in Denmark, which of course could only be accomplished with Berta, because the unfit and well-fed BOSAMO would only be able to conquer this 17000 centimeter high mountain wall with carriers, litters, very soft cushions, oxygen, and many snack breaks per pedes.

Upon reaching the top, an edelweiss was immediately sought, a stone goat with bared teeth was torn apart and eaten raw, and then the lollipop of a very small child was stolen, because there had to be a dessert.

That's when the wild dog in Ungustl finally broke free!

...and with a bit of a sway and a lot of wind, our journey continued, because now we get to the blowing part!

There were two nice bridges to cross, the first one was just long and a little windy, but on the Storebæltsbroen, damn, that was intense!

As for intense and changing sideways blowing, my experience in Austria had allowed me to experience it from time to time, but this one surpassed what I had experienced before by far.

A truck was blown right in front of the Fötide onto the other lane, a passing car had to brake hard, and the grumpy traveler had to push against the wind, only to be hit from the other side the next second!

If this had been filmed, one could have thought that BOSAMO was completely drunk!

Yes, let's say the pulse of the stumbling one went extraordinarily high due to this alternating blowing and the state of arousal reached its peak on this journey!

Anyway, the Fötide was pretty relieved when he had the noble little bridge behind him, although it must be noted that the view was fantastic, it just didn't want to be fully enjoyed.

P.s .: You can blow a shoe for me if you want to complain about mistakes!