God and his little brats!

The unworthy Gaijin is honest, because this slimy guy is slowly running out of superlatives for Norway.

It almost seems like God (who is surely a trained Austrian and therefore also a team leader) took his 16-pack sheet during his creative experimental realization phase, sucked on it properly and thought:

'Oida, the stupid jerks, they can simply eat an apple off the tree if it's that easy, I'll just put my foot down and make a few fjords, a mountain here. Let them walk for their good stuff, if the apples and pears don't taste good enough for them. Those idiots.'

...and so the Lord took his jolly painting box, got extra creative on his creation canvas, and invented surreal realism.

Because surreal is how the unsuspecting traveler saw it today, so wastefully were the visual stimuli distributed in the landscape, and wherever the Gaijin let his blurred, red-rimmed eyes wander, his nervous shutter finger almost always twitched.

The problem was that the lovely, greasy cherubs got quite drunk on beer on Saturday and proceeded to piss all over the place as if it were Oktoberfest.

Unfortunately, the little brats also confused Norway with Munich and almost pissed on the traveler's helmet all day.

...and if it's pouring like crazy, then there will be less photo material procured.

Yeah, and if the water here isn't just falling from the sky, then it simply comes down every mountain slope, because the BOSAMO has never seen so many waterfalls in his life.

But please don't think that the climate change stops at the water, because the Swedes and Norwegians also report too little rain, even if it doesn't look like it at first glance, and if you talk to a motorcycle rider who has just come from the North Cape and he reports that it was 27 degrees there...

P.s.: I'll cry like a waterfall if you keep pointing out my mistakes!