Die faule Sau

Well hello!

Today the unworthy traveller drove 70 km further than he had planned and the reason was Achill Island.

Ignorant as the idiot always is, he thought during yesterday's planning that he would just like to skip this useless, stupid piece of land so that he could lazily and sluggishly chew his beloved, fatty bacon somewhere, but no way!

He simply took a spontaneous turn in a different direction, and the grand mishap was caused, and the dishonorable Gaijin found himself in the middle of a landscape where he had to obediently bend his gouty snapping finger every few meters so that his beloved reading darlings, who were always hugged inside and given friendly, warm thoughts, could also get their wonderful eye balm for the day.

In this area, not even the clever fox and the ram-hare say goodnight to each other anymore, because there is so much space in the landscape that they simply never meet up to have a good drink together and then drunkenly shout Irish folk songs into the night.

But there are sheep there in abundance and everywhere.

A small, lazy pig was lying there in the middle of the road, licking its fur with relish when the smelly fetid Bertha arrived and didn't move an inch as the truck drove past.

The unnecessary attendee has to admit that he was actually very impressed by this chilled-out little lamb and he is now thinking very urgently about whether such a relaxed attitude at work would be approved by the boss, because to cash in the full wage without breaking a sweat for it, well, that would of course be a dream of the dishonorable Gaijin (to be honest, nothing will change, because the smelly fetid is and always has been a lazy pig and only moves when he has the Bertha under his ass).

If the boss is reading this now and has always wondered:

"Where was that idiot ever able to achieve anything?!"

Well, the surly Schreibermeier has to answer in a calm and composed manner:

"If I ever find out, I'll make a big deal out of it and tell everyone, but until then, just chill out, gee!"