E phatlaladitšwe: 12.05.2024
Well, this morning someone wanted to be trusting and snuggle up to the greasy neck of the dishonorable Gaijin!
Just as the unworthy traveler is busy gathering his clothes and packing his bag, the unnecessary person feels an eerie, tingling presence that makes the hairs on the back of his neck stand on end.
Hm...
However, his patchy, shaggy fur had never moved on its own, and there was also a nasty little pattering and fidgeting in his mouth...
A soft whisper reached the ear of the dishonorable Gaijin: "Hello, I'm Ferdl. I'm a Styrian boy like you and I'd be happy to go along with you a bit so that I can get some fish fodder again when the bummflies fly around. They taste bland and are really tough to eat without oil."
When the surly scribbler refused the free ride and tried to smack the nasty Ferdl away with his misshapen paw, the nasty Ferdl became even nastier and he probably intended to make himself nice and comfortable in the pocket of the unnecessary person present.
So the only option left for now was to arrest the nasty Ferdl to give him some fresh air after the miserable packing.
Such a crawling beast, that nasty Ferdl!
Apart from that, today was a pure, delicious battle of corner defense, the likes of which the unworthy traveler has rarely experienced, and the noble Berta was allowed to really let off steam and gallop across her gray pastures.
Unfortunately, the fiery horse occasionally jumped around on the asphalt like a young foal, because the nice Irish road maintenance departments don't seem to like slippery roads and so they have never built in potholes, but rather the finest bumps, which put a pretty extreme strain on the chassis and the Schreibermeier's back.
After the dishonorable Gaijin has stroked and patted Berta's tank extensively, as a thank you for today and her extraordinary performance (who wants to carry such a heavy load around on their back all day), she is now lying contentedly in her basket, purring.
There's not much else to write, except that it's really damn exceptionally beautiful here and there are a ton of pictures to look at today.
Treat yourselves to this finest eye balm, my dear beautiful, highly intelligent and exceptionally sweet reading darling cats!