Bad, worse, gulls!

Sigul, sigul as fa as di yay kin si. Yu nɔ go ivin ɛmti yu chip bag wit pis if di krichɔ dɛn nɔ tinap rawnd ɛn wet fɔ sɔntin fɔ jomp ɔf fɔ dɛn. Lɛk di pijin dɛn na Jamani, na dɛn hɛrɛng gɔl dɛn ya nɔmɔ nɔ kin shem bɛtɛ na ya. Ɛn dɛn luk bɛtɛ pas di rat dɛn we de flay. Dɛn gɛt rɛd mɔt ɛn rɛd leg. Wi de saspek se na dɛn man ya. Di ɔda wan dɛn, we gɛt blak mɔt ɛn blak leg, sɔntɛm na di uman dɛn. Bot a no bi ornithologist tu.

Jɔs wan kwik sayd not: if yu nɔ gɛt mobayl fon na yu an ya ɛn yu want fɔ kɔl kwik, yu fɔ pik difrɛn fon bɔt pas aw wi bin de. Natin nɔ de we yu kin du wit am igen...

So um usai a bin de, oh yes, seagulls. Dɛn tin dɛn de kin mek pɔsin vɛks. Di wangren animal we dɛn et mɔ na ya na di possum.

Di ‘plague’, we dɛn drɛg ya frɔm Ɔstrelia fɔ di fur industri, lɛk fɔ it kiwi eg ( kiwi na kiut smɔl bɔd dɛn we de na nɛt we de na di ɔstrich jɛnɛreshɔn. If a si wan, pikchɔ dɛn go fala ) ɛn so i de mek shɔ se di kiwi pipul dɛn go bak. Na dat mek opossums lɛk fɔ rɔn oba ɛn kil. Di animal insɛf nɔ ebul fɔ du ɛnitin fɔ.. Wel.

Wi don de ya fo tu wiks naw en.. dem don si di fos kokroch. Ɔ XXL kɔkrɔs, nɔ rili shɔ. Tek wan luk ɛn disayd fɔ yusɛf.If nɔto di sem tin dɛn nɔmɔ de ya lɛk na Jamani. Nɔ spayda ɔ snek we gɛt pɔyzin, ɛn ɔda tin dɛn, na di mɔskito dɛn nɔmɔ kin rili it. A nɔ ivin want fɔ bigin wit di bɔku bɔku sanflay dɛn. shit tins!

Fɔ dɔn, a kin se: Nyu Ziland rili fayn fɔ travul if yu gɛt di tɛm, mɔni ɛn di tin we yu want fɔ du. Wi mit plenti yuropian, tu wit pikin en dat fayn. Yu jis geht foh de ya foh at least 4 wiks en dat kohst moni. Fɔ famili we gɛt 4 pipul dɛn yu fɔ kɔl at least 10,000€, rather more..