Hoʻopuka ʻia: 16.06.2022
Unfortunately, the clueless traveler cannot offer you many pictures today because the trigger finger simply did not itch enough. Let's be honest, if you want to see or experience flat things, then read the previous texts of the Fötiden, look under your girlfriend/wife's blouse (or imagine some lady standing in front of the mirror!) or have an intense, wordy conversation on the intellectual level of the Gaijin with a stone, a slice of toast, or even a dead rat.
But please do not watch the new video by Rammstein, as it would be diametrically opposed to this thematic given.
As you know, it is all about 'Big Tits'.
Anyway, today BOSAMO is meandering along the Wadden Sea so that Wilhelmshaven can be captured from the sea side, in order to later make the planned visit to the Netherlands.
Well, what will the esteemed visitors remember from these nasal memories – a house cannot be aired out as well unless it is blown up.
On the way to the Jade Estuary, the unworthy one stopped, climbed onto a dike at one point, which of course was equivalent to the Everest ascent for the unsporting, asthmatic panting Mops. Then a Heiner appeared and started talking to the depressive, always quarrelsome Gaijin from the side, resulting in a very nice conversation about God and the world.
Somehow, it seems that such conversations are becoming increasingly valuable to the unworthy traveler…
Anyway:
Upon arriving at the destination, the ears were naturally pricked to succumb to the soothing sound of the estuary, which was of course quite relaxing for me, as always, when the spoons snuggle up to the bosom (that had to be said, because the level must be maintained!).
Afterwards, I gently urged Berta on and rode towards the Netherlands again. Now let's see how the visit goes.
P.s: Spurring is done unkindly when people ride on my mistakes here!