The highlight!

Yes, my most beloved, precious and highly esteemed reading treasures, because from now on it's going downhill for the unworthy traveler decently, steadily and for a very long time.

One could even write that the fetid traveler has reached his peak today and that he is heading towards his destination with huge and rapid tire circlings, which is clearly too fast for the unworthy Gaijin!

For he has not yet found a place for himself (OK! It would be right here, but then I might as well burn my money!) where he would feel comfortable for a longer time and could hang his crooked and cheese-smelling legs in some water for a few days.

Oh maybe the idea with the sandals in the water is not such a good one after all, because if the fish float up with their bellies, then someone accuses a poor company of building shit...

Something will be found eventually!

In any case, the nauseating BOSAMO had huge luck today, as there was wonderful weather at the North Cape and getting up early was worth it.

After the northernmost point, the easternmost follows soon, because it is also in the north of Norway (Ukraine is not an option, because little Vladimir has to get off on it while masturbating).

Well whatever!

In between, it was quite exciting for the traveling malicious one today, because he crossed an eternal landscape of stones, consulted his navigation system beforehand to see if there would be a gas station within reach (96 kilometers according to the navigation system), checked his fuel level again (it should be enough for 150 kilometers), and set off.

Stupidly, the gas station only had diesel, and the next gas station was supposed to be 94 kilometers away!

That's when it started to rattle a bit under the helmet...

TomTom probably didn't do its tasks properly, and the malicious one found a reachable life juice for the thirsty Berta, which she gratefully gulped down.

Yes, and she finally deserved a bath today, because when the flies prefer to go on the moped instead of attacking the stinky one, then it's time for the noble steed to jump into the tub and massage away the crap from my little chubby one!

P.S. Berta is clean, but this text is contaminated with errors, which I don't care about.