Fehmarn Report

The journey starts at Südstrand...

at the starting point. We want to explore the island with our rental elephant, which is ideal on the plains here.

We quickly fill it up with a teaspoon of organic rapeseed oil after finding an affordable provider.

We pass by a secret holiday apartment and ask the owner for a secret code - it is handed over to us. Let's go.

We take detours to the train station, enjoy the local stop, and completely confidently...

Board the Dunes Cogwheel Train, immediately go against the direction of travel, eat some slightly worm-eaten yogurt, and wave from the drafty window.

In the compartment, we sit across from the friendly onboard stewardess Beate S. She takes a screenshot.

We are truly impressed, pull the emergency brake, and immediately come to a stop at the windmill.

With a rumbling stomach and a queasy feeling from the freshness, we order two allegedly freshly caught protein-rich sandwiches at an unbeatable special price.

Not far from there, we confidently sit down in the red amphibious vehicle provided in the meadow...

We briefly turn on the ignition, fasten our seat belts. Quickly make sure the car inspection is still valid and dive into the world ocean.

We resurface at the idyllic end of Lemkenhafen and then proactively apply udder cream to ourselves.

Carefully and with innate resilience, we search the dam for a suitable and house-trained sheep. We are lucky, we leave no litter behind here at the dike access point.

Choosing the sheep is not easy, they all look the same. We do a woolen bleat analysis and cunningly select the one with the highest wool quality, but let it graze briefly. An impressive feast.

What happens next will be revealed in the next report...