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Fehmarn Report

Wɔatintim: 07.06.2020

The journey starts at Südstrand...

The starting point
The starting point

at the starting point. We want to explore the island with our rental elephant, which is ideal on the plains here.

Rental elephant
Rental elephant

We quickly fill it up with a teaspoon of organic rapeseed oil after finding an affordable provider.

Spooning rapeseed oil

We pass by a secret holiday apartment and ask the owner for a secret code - it is handed over to us. Let's go.

Top address for secret codes

We take detours to the train station, enjoy the local stop, and completely confidently...

Stop at the buffer

Board the Dunes Cogwheel Train, immediately go against the direction of travel, eat some slightly worm-eaten yogurt, and wave from the drafty window.

Dunes Cogwheel Train

In the compartment, we sit across from the friendly onboard stewardess Beate S. She takes a screenshot.

Screenshot by Beate S.

We are truly impressed, pull the emergency brake, and immediately come to a stop at the windmill.

Stop at the windmill
Stop at the windmill

With a rumbling stomach and a queasy feeling from the freshness, we order two allegedly freshly caught protein-rich sandwiches at an unbeatable special price.

Special price fish

Not far from there, we confidently sit down in the red amphibious vehicle provided in the meadow...

Provided amphibious vehicle

We briefly turn on the ignition, fasten our seat belts. Quickly make sure the car inspection is still valid and dive into the world ocean.

World ocean diving point

We resurface at the idyllic end of Lemkenhafen and then proactively apply udder cream to ourselves.

At the end of Lemkenhafen

Carefully and with innate resilience, we search the dam for a suitable and house-trained sheep. We are lucky, we leave no litter behind here at the dike access point.

Northwest dike access point

Choosing the sheep is not easy, they all look the same. We do a woolen bleat analysis and cunningly select the one with the highest wool quality, but let it graze briefly. An impressive feast.

Sheep selection process

What happens next will be revealed in the next report...

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