Vlad the Overran!

Onward through the mountains!

Today, the unworthy traveler had planned a visit to Bran Castle, because if you're cruising around Romania, you might as well let Vlad nibble on your neck and leave a little blood for the poor old biter.

But there was a familiar, crappy, and annoying problem for the unnecessarily present one...

Apparently, voluntary blood donation to the Count is an extremely popular hobby among the local population, and several kilometers before Bran, there was a dreadful, terrible traffic jam that surpassed the ancient sperm backup of BOSAMO to such an extent that the ignoble Gaijin first believed that at least a few madmen should be lying on the asphalt, because nothing was moving at all.

Well, thank goodness for Italy and the unworthy traveler bringing along their traffic manners...

That is to say:

Everyone was well-behaved, except for the fétide who squeezed through, collecting some well-meant birdies and average fingers along the way, but you just have to endure such things, right!

The shit became obvious in front of the castle because the cow was flying in the city, like only little piggies can, and masses of people were shuffling around, which not even a legion of vampires could have drunk and emptied!

Weekend, vacation time, and a tourist attraction, few ideas were worse than this, so it was time to escape.

The one who was fleeing didn't even take a picture for his beautiful lesbian colleagues...

Anyway, the famous mountains are not the best time for motorcycle riders on Romania's holidays because it looks like all of Bucharest is wandering into the woods, and tents are popping up everywhere. Moreover, everything that pigs and cattle can provide is thrown on the grill rack!

Everywhere smelled of the finest Maillard reaction, and the hungry traveler's drool ran over his soft, pale chest, just like sweat running in streams.

Shit, just thinking about it makes me so hungry, I'll forget my diet today and go grab something to eat!

Bon appétit!

P.S.: Found a mistake and wanted to make my ears hot?

Go ahead and pick out the grill rack that will brand you!