Publicerad: 04.05.2024
Yes, old administrator, there's a lot going on on the south coast with the English, you'd think that half of London had set off on holiday to hold an Italian-Neapolitan traffic jam simulation.
...And thats how it is!
They have a holiday here called the "Early May Bank Holiday" and it is always on the first Monday in May.
What does this mean for the unworthy traveler?
Here on the coast, every damn bed and breakfast is full at the moment, and almost every crappy hotel is booked out, which meant that the plan to "just drive somewhere and crash there" has ended in total disaster!
If the unworthy Gaijin had had to spend any longer looking for a place to stay today, his belly would have declared itself pregnant, and as a result his unborn child would have matured and been thrown onto the rough asphalt as soon as possible!
Otherwise, the only word buzzing around in the nonexistent brain of the grumpy writer is: "Left, left, left..."
At first it took a bit of getting used to, but after a few hours of driving and many, many, really many roundabouts, the noble steed purrs along the asphalt like a British Shorthair, creeping along the streets of SusSex (hehehe... he spelled sex...) with a cat-like, graceful elegance.
In between, the unnecessary person present treated himself to a fish, prepared in naturally very healthy, extremely digestible vegetable oil, along with a vitamin-rich vegetable side dish, and right at the end of this rather opulent meal there was still enough of the finest smear on the plate to make the skin of the little chubby hands nice and soft.
Everything your heart desires on your plate and lubricates your coronary arteries so that everything goes smoothly.
Delicious, the Germans would say, but I didn't give them anything! I ate it all myself and burped with pleasure afterwards!
Yes, and there is also something for the eyes of my dearest reading darlings today, right!
Nice thing about the coast of Dover and the other stuff too, although the last two pictures were taken from the hotel room of the unworthy Gaijin.
May the 4th be with you!