Hard nipples!

It looks like a decent rain front has reached Bulgaria, finally bringing relief and relaxation for the heat-stricken people here, and slowly the Gaijin thinks he is becoming a small, round rain god, because wherever the guy rides around, it starts pouring soon after!

Maybe Berta should ride through the Po Valley again to see if that works, and if it rains there again, it will be a successful business model for the grumpy traveler.

Today, we went along the Rhodopes, with a detour into the Trigrad Gorge, and the best part of the day:

It reached 15 degrees at times!

Wonderful cooling, the BOSAMO would have loved to move around like an elf in his mankini and toughen up his pink, sensitive nipples so that the steel crocodile clamps wouldn't pinch so ugly when a strict dominatrix swings on the chain and the submissive Fötide once again sweats out the 'safe word'.

Bulgaria will soon be done, because tomorrow the unnecessary presence will cross the border and bother the tanned Greeks.

The coast will be carefully avoided, contrary to the originally planned route, because the unworthy traveler is so fed up with the summer travel traffic that his lungs are all blackened!

Just now he sent the Italian diesel soot back onto the streets with the help of purulent, brownish expectoration, and already there was a substantial dose of summer traffic in Bulgaria!

Therefore, the ignoble Gaijin is truly not sharpened by the thought of what rolls and slithers along the Greek coast in the heat, like the wildest hat driver.

From now on, we'll go straight through the middle, to the southernmost point of Greece, and the coast will only be visited where necessary...

Sorry to my water-loving readers!

P.S.: Finally cooling down, but it immediately gets hot when my mistakes are mentioned!