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Flat and without a bra!

Diterbitkeun: 18.05.2022

After a night in a luxury tent, awakened by the sound of birds in the morning, the Gaijin wakes up and drags his boyish body into the kitchen of the campsite.

So, a proper breakfast is guaranteed, that's what the ignorant one wants to say.

Get the things on Berta and off to the Delta of the Rhône, also known as Carmargue.

Today, there is finally something to see for mountain haters: vast, wide, flat, varied and fascinating landscapes!

Not even the unworthy one got bored on these long, straight roads.

Constantly changing smells, from intense herbal scent, salty sea smell, pungent smell of cattle and horses, all of them gave the nose a game of yin and yang, and the unworthy traveler's eyeballs had never grazed such a landscape before.

Furthermore, there was a splendid display of birds to marvel at, which was unparalleled. Only with his diminished eyes, the unnecessarily present one could spot flamingos, herons, ducks, and various birds of prey from the moped.

So the ignorant one merrily rode along a path, avoiding the gathered potholes, and wondered how long it would take until his tender, firm flesh is medium rare because it was always over 30 degrees, and at the end of the path, a small sign was discovered, prohibiting his Berta from lounging around and acting tough here.

Bad Berta!

So, your eyes feast on criminal images today!

Then please wash them thoroughly with soap!

The unworthy one paid with the sweat of his brow and streams of perspiration that shot down his back, through his butt crack, and into his pants!

Today, I would have loved to embrace you, my lovely ladies, but no one wanted to endure a juicy, heartfelt, tender, vigorously executed bear hug, which would have been detrimental to dry skin, pH-neutral and nicely moisturizing.

However, I myself am certainly not bra-neutral, those scratchy, wirey, hard things are annoying when hugging and must be removed as soon as possible!

So as soon as possible, even before marriage!

P.S.: You may also remove the fact that you will never receive a flawless text.



Waleran (3)

Angie
Endlich mal ein Bild vom Waschtag - darauf hab ich schon gewartet😜

Angie
Und Sauf Service klingt leider besser als es in Wahrheit ist 😂😂

Bernhard
Also eines sollte jedenfalls schon jetzt feststehen: Du hast sicher schon jetzt mehr (Landes-)Grenzen passiert als Farben in deiner "Buntwäsche" :-) Keep on rollin' und "sauf" net zvü! Buen viaje.

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