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So after today, the unworthy traveler simply has no choice but to tell the Irish that they can at least drink their fruity whiskey in the second most beautiful country that the dishonorable Gaijin has ever visited on his noble, fiery horse.

At the very top is Norway, which the unnecessarily present person will unfortunately not visit again, unless he pays a rather hefty fine that awaits him...

What the green island had to offer the dull eyes of the unworthy traveler today was simply fantastic to gaze upon!

As an amuse-bouche, the Irish star chef served the Cliffs of Moher, which would have had a silky-sweet finish, but because people were brought in by busloads, this pleasure had to be foregone a little, but not entirely.

The smelly fetid had decided to take a look around the island of Inisheer because he had seen the film "Banshees of Inisherin" this year and the Aran Islands were one of the filming locations for this wonderful film.

But what happened to be a big greeting from the kitchen was that you could also see the Cliffs of Moher from there.

As a pièce de résistance, the gourmet gaijin then sniffed out the Burren National Park - my goodness, the stones lying around there!

It goes on for ages past stone walls, sheep and rocks and then everything changes and you see rocks, stone walls and sheep and then there was another sheep with a rock next to a stone wall and so on and so on...

Really beautiful to look at!

One fatal driving error there and you'll definitely end up with a pebble in your knee, that's for sure.

For a sweet dessert, we then had the Killary Fjord as a culinary delight and here everything was greener than green, except perhaps the sheep, because they were black and white.

These Irish star chefs are simply lavish and luxurious!

...oh and right at the end, there was also a oage shipwreck on the Kopfi, so that the dishonorable Gaijin doesn't forget that he's getting on the Irishman's nerves and should sneak off soon...