Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer

Jan may look a little simple minded, but his motivation for our trip will reveal the true abysses of humanity: His father is a freelancing cow inseminator from Spain, but during Franco's dictatorship he was forced to work for the spanish army. As a sign of good will to Hitler during World War II, Franco send him the best insemination battalion he had, with the strict order to prevent the german cow population from vanishing from mother earth. His mission started in the swamps of northern Germany, where he quickly befriended Jan's mother. One thing led to another and 9 month later she beard a healthy, yet slighty bald baby which they called after his father's favorite cow, Jan. Upon hearing the news of his fatherhood, Jan's father told his Mom he was going out to get some cigarettes and was never to be seen again.
Since this moment, Jan's life evolved around one main goal: To find his father and have a smoke with him. He already travelled every eastern european country, hoping to find a clue about the whereabouts of a man, of whom the only thing he knows is that he has a Margaret Thatcher tattoo on his left buttcheek.

Will we find his father in Spain, his homecountry? Why didn't he start his search here? There are so many questions which only the remotness of this huge pile of rocks flying through space can answer.