प्रकाशित: 14.07.2022
It is once again done and 548 kilometers have been simply rolled down.
The fucking rain weather has accelerated the matter additionally, but unfortunately not everything goes entirely according to monstrous plan, because tomorrow the unworthy traveler must go to the operating foot surgeon with his noble steed.
Apparently he has pushed it too hard on bad, obstinate tracks and broken two rear spoke ankles of delicate Berta, which makes a visit to the healing moped clinic inevitable.
Good thing the Gaijin is spending this night in Lahti and not somewhere far up north, because here the chances will probably be greater to obtain a repair for the limping workhorse and if not here, then maybe in Helsinki.
We'll see, the smelly one will have to inquire tomorrow and then see what happens next...
BOSAMO may also announce that his leathery ass meat and his (still) intact travel bladder are now functioning quite well, as these 548 kilometers today were done in one go and without a break.
Only once did the fetid, fat ass (yes, you can think about what it might mean!) leave Berta's saddle to put on the protective rain cover, as it rained as if there were no tomorrow at times.
The chubby little angels up there apparently absolutely had to fire all their accumulated piss onto the misshapen skull of the unworthy Gaijin, over which they had control, which in turn meant that the picture-taking contraption was very neglected again today, my highly honored, beautiful, and exceptionally intelligent lesbian staff.
Finland and the unworthy traveler, unfortunately things are not going quite as well at the moment, but it should be noted that true camping adventurers must have their muddy, wilderness fun here, because there is truly plenty of green wilderness here.
...but since the softened, whiny, doughy type of motorcyclist is not quite the tough, prepping wonder boy, he and Suomiland probably won't get married and it will likely remain a long-distance relationship in the future (unfortunately, for certain reasons, it will also stay that way with Norway...)
P.s.: Please remember to handle my mistakes with a nice distance and to leave your opinion about them far away.