Don't give a shit!

A l'aise Breizh: Be relaxed in Brittany!

Let's translate this for all the valuable readers of this blog:

Don't give a shit and chillax buddy!

...and that's exactly what the unworthy Gaijin needed today, because without exaggeration, he was pissed off every few minutes, but since he took it easy, it was too troublesome for the useless fool to dress appropriately.

...and today was a really relaxed day!

Early in the morning, a short walk on the beach with a visit from a marten, which was probably a mink, then wandering around the area and exploring the streets.

The unnecessary one wisely skipped breakfast because he was in the mood for specialties today and a creperie was desecrated around noon.

Of course, you order what you don't know!

So first, there was a seaweed crepe and then a thing filled with Andouille de Vire.

If the dear readers simply type "shit sausage" on Gockl, the lesbian staff will soon have the desired knowledge and probably a queasy feeling in the stomach.

The Gaijin has to say that when the sausage leaked a little out of the crepe, it emitted a mildly unpleasant scent at the table, but thankfully it didn't taste disgusting.

The taste was rather just slightly spicy and quite salty.

So if the dear readers are now wondering how shit tastes, BOSAMO can unfortunately only answer that question very unsatisfactorily, as he simply does not possess that taste knowledge and does not intend to penetrate into this universe of flavors.

However, the ignorant one can give his extremely curious reader rats tips on how to acquire this indescribable treasure of experience:

Go to the nearest hospital and ask for a used ostrich probe, the lovely RT on duty will surely be happy to serve you this unique sucking candy on a silver platter with a wide and benevolent smile!

No hospital nearby?

Does the neighbor have a baby? Good! Grab a diaper and the menu is served!

No hospital and no baby nearby?

Well, I won't describe the most obvious measure to my esteemed readers here, because otherwise the unworthy Gaijin would once again be called an unguata Saubartl.

A WOS!

Stick a finger up your ass and lick it clean!

P.s.: He can lick my ass if he becomes aware of my mistakes and points them out!