Istan Siera, Death Vali en Las Vegas bak 😜

afta di nait na Exeter (fo di 1st taim sins Sande na wan double rum, bot i bin big 😊) wi draiv kwik long taim na Fraide tru wan landscape we bin olwes bi di sem: dray fild wit bush (Eastern Sierra). As drayva, dat nɔ nid fɔ mek yu gladi. a bin wan wach plenti Netflix fos, ba a kip de doz off 😜 Afta dat wi go na di "Museum of Western Film History" na Lone Pine, we wi bin de tu (again wan big single rum 😜 Best Western hotel dem bin olwes bi plenti gud pan di tour naw!) ɛn waka lɛk wan kilomita. A bin fɔ dɔn plan fɔ go ɔp lɛk wan awa afta dat, bɔt wi tu (mi inklud😊) disayd agens am bikɔs i bin tu hot fɔ wi (37.8 digri). We di ples wam a bin jɔs ebul fɔ waka rili slo ɛn so di san bin de bit wi bad bad wan. A rili nɔ bin fil am fɔ du dat. Bɔt i bin fayn fɔ de na di ɔtel bikɔs a kin was mi klos wit di ɔtel was mashin.
na ivintɛm wi go na wan fayn fayn pizza rɛstɔrant - di ɔda wan dɛn bin sɔprayz pan mi big Kɔk Ziro (a lɛk di big drink dɛn 😊) ɛn insted ɔf wan Siza salad dɛn briŋ mi wan Grik salad. Of course a bin gladi fo tek am, ba di weita aks plenti taim if i rili ok, di draiva se tu se: "Yu sure? Yu de na Amerika, yu kin geht enitin yu want" 😁😁 Of course a smayl bak . Na so a laik am 😊
Death Valley on Saturday bin ivin hot, dem sho wi op to 51 degrees 🔥. We wi bin de go wi bin go na wan myuziɔm we de na di opin ples ɛn di say dɛn we pipul dɛn sabi fɔ tek pikchɔ dɛn na Day Vali, fɔ ɛgzampul, di say we smɔl pas ɔl na Amɛrika. A bin tek bɔku foto dɛn bak frɔm di bɔs.
Man, dat bin heiiiiiiiiiiss!!! Ivin if yu no muv, di swet bin de ron in strim. A bin so gladi se a nɔ bin nid fɔ drayv ya, bikɔs natin nɔ bin de fɔ mayl, dɔn wan gas steshɔn bin de na di midul usay nɔ bin de. Di draiva tok se im moto don faya hia las yie tu, se wan get fo tek kia plenti and giv di moto brek afta di pas rod. We a imajin se a gɛt brekdɔwn ya! No mesh, exposed to di heat...puuh. I bin gɛt wɔnin sayn dɛn bak fɔ mek yu nɔ waka afta 10 oklɔk... Rili intens. Bɔt i bin fayn fɔ si am.

Wi bin de na Biti, usay wan Nevada-stayl kasino bin dɔn de na di ɔtel, ɛn wan ɔda Denny's Diner bin de de 😊 na ɔnfɔni a nɔ bin angri atɔl, bɔt bɔku Denny's de.
Na Sande wi bin go stret na wan komplit difren terin - i so exsaytin, di land skay na di tour de chenj evride. Ti, fɔrɛst, dɛzat...ɛn na Sɔnde wi bin kɔmɔt na "natin" to...Las Vegas.

Las Vegas na definitely wan hailayt fo di tour fo plenti. Na onli mi sekon taim de en a bin fit du witout am, bot a don kompare plenti tour operator en evri nashonal pak tour mek stop de, i de na rod. Bɔt tin dɛn de we wɔs pas dat, bikɔs yu kin no nyu kɔna ɛn di ditel dɛn ɔltɛm wit pɔsin we de gayd yu. So wi drayva kin mek wan stɔp na di Woodbury Commons Outlet, we na di say we a bin de go ɛni we as a bin nid wan bakpak we dɛn kin fold, we strɔng fɔ waka/kamp. Den a fain wan na Victorinox, di trusted brand 😊 a fainali stop na wan sinabon stand we a bin angri, so a it likl sinamon rol, we di wokman dekor wit karamel en pecans na mi rikwest 😄

Wi den draiv go na di Las Vegas sain we dem kin tek foto plenti, wan taim along di Strip en na ivintɛm wan buffet dina bin de na di ajenda na di Hotel "Paris". Mi en di Londoner wolf down wi fud in a hurry bikos wi stil geht tikit fo "The World's Greatest Rock Show" buk. Dis sho bin rili fayn, bɔt bɔku sidɔm ples dɛn bin de!
Afta dat, di nayt layf chɛk aut, bikɔs a kin slip insay ɔl Mɔnde if a want. a bin geht wan big suit wit living rum en dain eria en ivin 2 TV.
Di Hakkasan klab we dem rekomend to mi bin rili big en di myusik bin gud, jos wan absoliut rip-off in terms of prais: 32 dala entry, wan wata kos 10 dala, wan glas of wain 16, champagne go don bi ivin 24 dollars - no tanks 😜 Dat a go lek sef moni fo di post-outlet burger na Johnny Rockets (Oh, plenti mo restorant chen de we a wan chek aut, e.g. ihop, Jack in di Box, Shake Shack, Carl's Jr , Chipotle, Taco Bell , Wendy's, Chɛk, Fatbɔg, Ɔtbak --> fɔ du list 😂)
Na Mɔnde ivintɛm di 4 nyu tour mɛmba dɛn kam, we dɛnsɛf go travul wit wi frɔm naw. If yu want, yu kin stil it Tayland it. I no mis dat, wit plenti spicy 😂