Norway against Montenegro, that's brutality!

Norway has now received fine competition from Montenegro and yeah I believe my pig whistles, but please not from the last hole, like the ignoble Gaijin, when he has to tie his shoes after enjoying a tender, crispy Stelzerl.

So it's just damn beautiful there, because the whole country is probably one single, gigantic rock, or pile of stones, along with the finest curves that the beloved Bertalein can snuggle up to, as if it were soft butter on crispy toast.

The Bay of Kotor is an eye-catcher of its own class and is equivalent to the Geirangerfjord, because you can just stand there with your pants down and stare stupidly like an idiot, at the splendor that pours over you at certain viewpoints.

Because that's how it is, here you will feel smaller and the world will come into focus, as it deserves.

As always, the pictures are crap compared to the moment when you stand up there and the words: 'My God, it's beautiful here!', escape the bad breath-laden lips of the fetid BOSAMO.

Definitely something that you absolutely have to see before you kick the bucket and have nothing left to say in the dark box.

Yeah, and Bosnia is also not to be despised, because the pretty mountain stuff doesn't end at the border.

Today, unfortunately, the problem was that the unworthy traveler was allowed to play catch with several thunderstorm cells from the Bosnian border and (he had never seen anything like it) once it got really close to just a few hundred meters, because it came down the hill white while rumbling, and it had to give you the creeps!

Exciting times here!

P.s.: Are you already very tense because of my mistakes in the texts?

Go take a shit, it relaxes the colon!