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Chilled testicles!

Birt: 23.08.2022

...and we're already at the border to Slovenia, that went quickly!

We had a pleasant 16 degrees today at times, so the unrefined Gaijin doesn't complain, but enjoys the best summer temperatures there are and therefore wore his sporty, neon orange mankini today.

It hasn't been the case for a while, because a sunburn on the tiny balls must be avoided at all costs, as it makes the unworthy traveler sleep very restlessly when he imagines the testicular, fully automated skin shedding of his miniaturized hazelnuts.

Additionally, one might get the idea that the foul trouser blindworm of the unrefined Gaijin is currently undergoing a lengthy sausage peeling, or why the hell are there so many dried skin remnants in the multicolored lower garment?

No one in their right mind would think that only the hairy balls have been exposed for too long in the fresh air, next to the berta tank...

39 degrees....DISGUSTING!

However, there was a big disappointment, because it started pouring a bit before the Plitvice Lakes, it was a delight and so the local lakes fell into the water, so to speak, because the unnecessarily present person is well known to be an extremely sweet guy and his creamy, silky smooth sugar skin starts to dissolve when it comes into contact with this filthy, wet stuff.

It should be noted that there were still busloads of people queuing at the ticket office...

Unfortunately, the rain remained a constant and faithful companion for the rest of the journey, so there are hardly any pictures to admire for the most lovable readers in the world.

P.S.: Exposing the mistakes of the writer would also mean leaving his sexual characteristics to roast in the sun for hours, the grumpy complainer will take care of that!


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