The bear!

1: Today it was almost time and the unnecessarily present person almost lost a battle of curve defense, because the planned tour was a rotating whirlwind!

2: Today is the day, the fetid BOSAMO desperately needs new Untergazzis after today, because the one worn on the body has received a brown coating at the back and is shining bright yellow at the front.

The Transfăgărășan was actually the declared highlight of today's day, but the good road was overshadowed by an unintentional, wild encounter that the ignoble Gaijin would like to call the highlight of the entire, previous trip.

So, you're cruising along the road nicely and three eggheads are standing around with their car playing traffic jam.

The one in front honks and shouts, while the unnecessarily present person rolls up and joins at the back.

Suddenly, a cuddly bear jumps into the forest, two cars drive by and the third hero stops, because the animal turns around again and wants to go back onto the asphalt.

Of course, the suitcase with sheet metal protection wants to take a picture, but doesn't consider that the unworthy traveler with the moped is standing behind him and can neither turn around nor pass, because the Transfăgărășan was quite narrow at this point.

So, between the Gaijin and the bear there is exactly one car and I had to decide whether peeing, pooping in my pants or grabbing my phone and taking a little picture for his reading treasure kitties would be the right thing to do.

Well, this opportunity only comes once in a lifetime, so accomplish all three things quickly and then get away from the fur animal as soon as the front idiot steps on the gas, because the unworthy one really didn't want to celebrate brotherhood with the snitch boss and the thick, meaty calves and other tasty extremities will probably still be needed for the rest of the trip.

You can trust the unnecessarily present person that he did not even look to the side when he drove past the bear deer...

From now on, can the strongly smelling person call himself a hunter because he shot a bear?

P.s.: You may at most shoot a capital mistake if you do me a bear service because of my mistakes!