Birt: 28.02.2023
Preface: Those who can, please read it in the voice of Abahatschi (Shoe of Manitu), those who can't simply enjoy the breakfast reading. Let's get started:
Pause here is not spelled with a capital letter (Izzy's has exactly one day off per year), but we were kindly granted it. 🦦
Monday and Tuesday are the new weekend, perfect for empty beaches, deserted highways and bone-dry hiking trails and a hint of tulle. Thanks to our dear colleague Lea, we are allowed to use her luxury sled for the two days off. luv🏎
Most of our free time is spent, who would have thought, in the car on the way past dusty fields, dozens of brown, black, spotted and speckled cattle, as well as tons of sheep, harnessed and groomed. Despite all of this, the Aldi here is as well-equipped as the Orient Express. The color of the beaches resembles Leo's skin color and the water temperature corresponds to the degrees Celsius indicated on a fish counter (fishy).🐠
For the remaining time, we felt like two mountain chamois, well Leo not so much, the crispy head naturally twisted his ankle at the summit. However, there are still, as Austrians would call them, some hills to climb here. We did not travel all the way to Dunkeld for nothing.🐐.
If you still don't know where that is, you should pause here, hit your head against the table once and then google it, and then continue reading.
Now to the conquered hills (yes guys, I know what you're thinking, but no).
Our first victim: Mt. Sturgeon (12.6km). ⛰
Spotted: eastern brownsnake (extremely venomous), red bulletant aka Myrmecia gulosa🐜, a wild Leo (extremely annoying from time to time), porcupines, agamids, sleeping koalas and emus.
Followed by Mt. Pinnacle (9.8km). 🏞
Flora and fauna🌿 more resembles Tuscany, stair climbing resembles the Hillary Step (experts know what we're talking about).
Otherwise there's not much to write, you can see for yourself, it's about making money.
Your Golden Heads👩🦳👨🦳