Quirky innkeepers

प्रकाशित: 12.06.2020

Today closed? Not at all, the morning dawns. The innkeepers look forward to meeting the regulars at the regulars' table.

Bait offers

They try to make us interested in the bait offers with tactics, promote Herring People.

Herring People
Herring People 'to go'

However, we decided firmly against it, push forward to the magnificent Lampion Island and find

Lampion Island

a closed hotel. Very easy to reach by foot. Frustrated about being locked out, having to stay outside, no entrance, very angry

Hotel within walking distance

we move on. We encounter the breathers, the Eromen, the unrecognizable innkeepers. We walk sulking along the pier.

Pier for pouting

We continue along the roaring sea, the roaring spray, the ups and downs of the waves, the windjammers, the tourists in their fashionable fishing shirts, raincoats, sailor suits, in the thickest fog. Wind force six.

Roaring Baltic Sea

Always a hand's breadth of water under the keel, so to speak. We are hungry and finally see land, look and are amazed. Oh dear.

When is it open?

That's a completely different place. So now it is decided together, we get Döner kebab and then soft ice cream.

Here you get Döner kebab

Döner kebab tastes delicious, and a white plastic fork is served with it. Since it's tasty, we eat it all up. Mm.

Afterwards, soft ice cream
Afterwards, soft ice cream

After the meal, we are tired, but we need some exercise urgently. So we quickly gather firewood.

We gather firewood

Now an old grandma with beige curlers waves at us. She lures us down a dangerously steep staircase. It is treacherous.

Treacherous staircase

After the arduous, quite sweaty descent, we are relieved. Another staircase, which takes us back up, tempts us.

Staircase going up

Back at the top, relieved to make some progress on the coast by boat. Cheers.

At the coast

We set sail, skillfully secure the ropes to the rigging. We see land, moor, anchor. The first sight confuses us.

Confusion on arrival

A headwaiter grabs our earlobes and leads us into the inn, instructing us to take a seat at table no. 21. We obey.

Table number 21

After consuming several alcoholic beverages and a hot meal from the wok, we stumble outside, slurring and totally shocked. That's not what we wanted. We beg in confusion...

That's not what we wanted

We leave without paying the bill, reach a island church, get married there quickly, informally and without any guests.

Island Church Vitt
Island Church Vitt

After the ceremony, we immortalize ourselves unseen at a historic site with appropriate symbolism.

Symbolism of togetherness

Now we pray for further gifts at the corner cell, even without coins. A sensation. Yippie.

Self-dialing telephone

Please loudly and clearly call the following message on the telephone receiver after the beep: 'Attention, attention, we are calling the herb witch. We urgently need valerian. I repeat. Attention, attention, we are calling the herb witch. We urgently need valerian. End of message.' Thank you and always adhere to the following appeals...


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Afrobman23
Was widerspricht der ursprünglichen physikalischen Bedeutung? Ganz klar: der Quantensprung!!!

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