Gently stroke the shin!

The headline is a smooth, juicy lie!

This headline is like advocating that the Austrian political landscape is only populated by lovely bambis with fluffy little rabbits with big eyes!

Rainbows, with pots of gold at their ends, span the sky and small, colorful feathered friends sing their funny tunes, delighting the tired hiker who can refresh himself in crystal clear, cool mountain streams after satisfying his hunger with the red, sweet fruits of the always and always green trees!

But political, mangy, lean wolves are the reality and the unworthy traveler has kicked the shin offered to him, and his Berta has joined in!

Just spend 570 kilometers on the highways!

YUCK!

Yes, how did that happen?

My lung wings must finally feel fresh, clean wind under their wings again and my lung bubbles must get rid of their soot.

If a lung X-ray were to be taken of me today, it would have to be said that a truck has parked on the bronchi and the engine is nicely ticking over in idle mode.

10 years of Marlboro are probably just a tired footnote of the lung specialist, compared to a few days on the streets of Rome or Naples!

So the unworthy one embarks on the escape into the mountains, sits on Berta and wants to flee towards the French Alpine country to regain the virginity and smoothness of his alveoli.

If anyone is allowed to fill the area with his lovely, nose-pleasing, stroking scent, then it is only BOSAMO and his Berta!

Well, today there are only a few photos and I can only report on the condition of my behind.

The condition of my ass is fucked!

Otherwise: the sky was blue, many Italians enjoyed themselves on their highways, the visited rest areas always have toilets without lids, and Berta likes the fresh gasoline.

She gurgled with enthusiasm today, running like a young, cheeky foal on its paved paddock, and considered many signs and many lines more as recommendations than commands...

The Gaijin hopes that the eye of the Carabinieri was tired and sluggish today and now we are tired and will go to sleep soon!

P.s.: The mistakes were made in the rush of speed!