Tshaj tawm: 21.01.2020
Day 14 - Cape Town
The day started with a historical beginning. During the morning roundtable, after examining a disturbing green mass which is commonly known as Avocado stuff, Kosi took a revolutionary step. A small amount of this exotic substance reached his palate and pleasantly danced with his taste buds. This exhilarating experience excited Kosi to the extreme and delighted his beloved lady, as she had been unsuccessful in trying to make Kosi appreciate this tasty green divine nectar for over six years.
To protect our Adonis-like bodies from the scorching sun, which was burning down like the fires of Mordor and Isengard combined, we built a mighty fortress of fine woven garments.
After countless hours battling the heat, our steel-like bodies eagerly longed for a drop in temperature. As a result, we catapulted ourselves into the icy realm of Poseidon.
As a tribute to this legendary day, we sacrificed 4 cattle, which were graciously enjoyed between two Lembas breads after cooking.
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